Kobe Kobe Kobe!…did you rape that girl?
Obama is dead?? What happened? Who did it? And why is the US taking credit? Is there a coup?
Fart
My testicles are freezing
Poop
I’m at Whitecap Brewing Co. w/ @drunkbrunch. http://4sq.com/8m2OIl
Sometimes a man just wants to dance
I’m at Mulholland’s (312 Grand St, At Havemeyer, Williamsburg). http://4sq.com/4T4c5v
If I love to masturbate does that make me gay. Because nobody can make love to this man like this man.
What what in da butt (@ Lucky Dog w/ @tennesseegin @juanjuang) http://4sq.com/2qt76r