May 2011
3 posts
Kobe Kobe Kobe!…did you rape that girl?
Obama is dead?? What happened? Who did it? And why is the US taking credit? Is there a coup?
Fart
December 2010
1 post
My testicles are freezing
October 2010
7 posts
Poop
I’m at Whitecap Brewing Co. w/ @drunkbrunch. http://4sq.com/8m2OIl
Sometimes a man just wants to dance
I’m at Mulholland’s (312 Grand St, At Havemeyer, Williamsburg). http://4sq.com/4T4c5v
If I love to masturbate does that make me gay. Because nobody can make love to this man like this man.
What what in da butt (@ Lucky Dog w/ @tennesseegin @juanjuang) http://4sq.com/2qt76r
I’m at Tortilla Flats.
September 2010
9 posts
I’m at Turkey’s Nest.
I’m at Turkey’s Nest
I’m at Mullane’s
I’m at South
Bone (@ South w/ @tennesseegin @wellwhiskey @juanjuang @rodrods) http://4sq.com/4ZQRFE
I’m at Turkey’s Nest
I’m gonna kill these bitches like they owe me money (@ Queensboro Bridge / 59th Street Bridge w/ @wellwhiskey) http://4sq.com/7HNnBK
Tennis is not gay (@ Muldoons w/ @wellwhiskey) http://4sq.com/8zXNkP
I’m at Fette Sau (354 Metropolitan Ave, at Havemeyer, Brooklyn). http://4sq.com/1ZKrrG
August 2010
15 posts
Pretty cool neighborhood joint (@ The Whiskey Brooklyn w/ @juanjuang) http://4sq.com/bcoBMA
I just unlocked the “Photogenic” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9kAKDF
Home away from home (@ Empire Erotica) http://4sq.com/9OcF39
I just became the mayor of Empire Erotica on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9OcF39
I’m at Riverhead (4508 Vernon Blvd, New York). http://4sq.com/aSzwPB
No homo
If I put my balls in your mouth would you like it?
This is not what I remember (@ Rick’s Cabaret) http://4sq.com/4nzA7g
I just ousted Mark U. as the mayor of Riverhead on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aSzwPB
Woo! Titties! (@ Riverhead) http://4sq.com/aSzwPB
Too much money at that other place (@ Empire Erotica) http://4sq.com/9OcF39
Doing it (@ Riverhead) http://4sq.com/aSzwPB
Why not? (@ Riverhead Gentlemen’s Club) http://4sq.com/boizl6
Wrong one (@ Riverhead) http://4sq.com/aSzwPB
I’m at Destination
July 2010
6 posts
I’m at East River Bar
I’m thinking of becoming a pimp
Is there a professional organization or union I should join?
Do I need a license for pimping?
I’m at Lucky Dog (303 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/2qt76r
I’m at Bar 29 w/ @wellwhiskey. http://4sq.com/3O6q07
June 2010
10 posts
I’m hard
Not for nothing but today is kinda gay, no homo.
I’m at La Nacional Tapas Bar
I’m at The Flying Puck (7th ave, 30th st, New york). http://4sq.com/7uHZ45
I’m at Mulholland’s (312 Grand St, At Havemeyer, Williamsburg). http://4sq.com/4T4c5v
I’m at Bar 29 (405 Third Avenue, btw 28th and 29th St, New York) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/3O6q07
I am an aspiring nudist
I’m at Spike Hill
I just unlocked the “Brooklyn 4 Life” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/96Q5ef