All things Diddy.

Kobe Kobe Kobe!…did you rape that girl?

Obama is dead?? What happened? Who did it? And why is the US taking credit? Is there a coup?

Fart

My testicles are freezing

Poop

I’m at Whitecap Brewing Co. w/ @drunkbrunch. http://4sq.com/8m2OIl

Sometimes a man just wants to dance

I’m at Mulholland’s (312 Grand St, At Havemeyer, Williamsburg). http://4sq.com/4T4c5v

If I love to masturbate does that make me gay. Because nobody can make love to this man like this man.

What what in da butt (@ Lucky Dog w/ @tennesseegin @juanjuang) http://4sq.com/2qt76r